Project+Genius

Legend //Italics-background singing// Normal-description of video clip
 * Bold-Deep Voice Narration**


 * North Penn Presents...**
 * Real Men of Genius** (//Real Men of Genius)// Emblem intro maybe with Knights Logo
 * Today, we salute you, Mr. Screwed-Up Binomial Squarer** (//Mr. Screwed-Up Binomial Squarer)//


 * At first, you think you just need to square both terms. Then you fail to see that it is a FOIL Problem. Finally you circle your answer with no clue that it is wrong.** //(Ya think I'm never gonna use this)//

//Video of wrong problem crossed out. With the problem being written as a foil with the arches being drawn.//


 * You manage to take a ridiculously easy process and screw it up every single time you do it.** //(Can't follow a formula)//


 * What's amazing is that you were taught this procedure every year since Algebra 1, yet you act as if it's completely new to you.** //(Got math amnesia)// Video of teacher shaking his head a students doing the problem wrong. Changes room with another teacher doing the same. Changes room with another teacher doing the same.


 * The shortcut is square the left term, double the product of both terms and square the right term.** Video of this process actually happening for something like (2x-3)^2.

Video of kid at shoe store putting shoe on a woman or with a huge stack of shoes being abused by the manager.
 * Who needs to practice saying, "Would you like that in a flat or a pump?" You do.** (//Gonna be selling women's shoes someday.)//


 * So tell your teacher to crack open a nice cold pack of X-Period slips, cause you've got some catchin' up to do. See ya at 2.25 big guy.** //(Mr. Screwed-up Binomial Squarer)// Slow motion shot of teacher pulling an x slip out of a drawer with voodoo dolls in it.